Me, Today.

On Nov. 5th I will either have no hair left due to my constantly pulling it out, OR all of my hair will be gray.

On the bright side, one of the trees outside of my office window has turned a delightful Autumn yellow.

I have courtside tickets to a Blazers game next week.

I might eat a mooseburger tomorrow as I watch Sarah Palin divebomb her way out of the election.